The following are excerpts from the Hickbonics/English dictionary:
HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: “Heidi, Hire yew?”
BARD - (verb) -Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”
Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”
JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck.”
BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage: “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20,000,000 in
improvements.”
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain’t herd from
him in munts.
THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have a bare.”
BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have a bare.”
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See “Arkansas native.”
Usage: “Them Bammer boys sure are ignertl”
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight’nin’ bolts.
Usage: “I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago.”
ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.”
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage: “If my brother from Jawjuh don’t change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing’s gonna catch far.”
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage: “Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don’t git a flat tar in
my pickup truck.”
TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage: “Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
Usage: “My grampaw retard at age 65.”
FAT - (noun, verb) - a battle or combat to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: “You younguns keep fat’n, n’ ah’m gonna whup y’uh.”
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: “We Southerners are willin’ to fat for are rats.”
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage: “I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed.... must be from some farn
country.
DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
Usage: “He’s did, Jim.”
EAR - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; Oxygen.
Usage: “He cain’t breathe.. .give ‘im some ear!”
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: “Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.”
JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
Usage: “Jew here that my br” “Nah. . .haze ignert. He ain’t thanked but a
minnit’n ‘is laf.”
SEED - (verb) - past tense of “to see”.
VIEW - contraction: (verb) and pronoun.
Usage: “I ain’t never seed New York City... view?”
GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.”
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: “Heidi, Hire yew?”